I fckn hate that i have to be all clean on facebook, my parents asking for my passwords, and their always up in my business.
to my mom, “WTF” is like saying, “go to fckn hell you lying bitch.” shes all like, “whyd you put that on your status? you know btter then that.” then she said “since you took my off your friends list i cant trust you anymore give me your password to your facebook account,” right in the middle of my shower -____-
I just woke up from my nap. I checked my phone and I see I got 5 text from different people. I only checked yours. You told me to come over because you needed help with your homework. You live a few blocks away from me so I walked there. All I wore was cargo shorts, a v-neck, and vans. I also brought my basketball for some entertainment on the way there. I’m almost close to your house. I can see there isn’t any car in the driveway, so I guess you were home alone. I rang the doorbell. You answered. You were wearing basketball shorts and a tank top with your hair tied up. I hugged you and gave you a kiss on the cheek. I went straight to your kitchen because I was pretty hungry. I saw a banana so I took that and held it. We went upstairs to your room. As soon as I got in, I jumped in your bed. You laid down next to me with your worksheets that you wanted me to help you on. It was algebra. W did a couple problems together. Then suddenly, I start to get closer to you. I look at you, you look at me. I start to kiss you gently. I got on top. We started getting really sexual. Then all of a sudden, I ripped your shirt with my teeth. I start kissing you very aggressively. I kissed your nipples and start to bite them. I went down and took your pants off. You had one hairy ass tropical rain forest. God dammn. Boy scouts could have camped there. I sniffed it, it smelled like salmon fish. I like it. I start licking your blue waffles pussy. You begged for more and more. I start to lick your hairy ass fucking forest. I even bit them. I had hair all over my mouth. Then, you go on your knees and start sucking my dick in your braces. Fucking using your teeth like it was okay. I liked it though. I held her head and starts humping your mouth. I could feel the uvula touching my deep. Felt like it was a punching bag. I lay her out in bed with her legs spread apart. I could see that hairy ass tropical rain forest and that blue waffles pussy. It was hard to resist that. I stick my dick in and starts humping her. While I was humping her, I start to pluck her rain forest. Shit was getting hardcore. I went faster and faster. I got tired so I stuck the banana, that I got from her kitchen, stick in in the pussy and starts going in and out. After, I told her to eat the banana. I thought to myself, my dick wasn’t big enough to pleasure her, the banana wasn’t big enough to pleasure her. So I went down stairs for a bit, got the basketball and went upstairs. I told her to lay in bed with her eyes close and her legs spread apart. I tried sticking the ball in her vagina put it wouldn’t go all the way through. I told her to hold it in her vagina. I went across the room. I ran and jumped kick the ball in her. She moaned really loud. She liked it. The ball really went in. Like you can see the ball in her stomach. You could see the shape. I punched her stomach real hard down and the ball went out. I sticked it back in and repeated this sexy ass process. Then she wanted my dick in her mouth. I sticked it in and made her deepthroat it. She vomited on my dick and I made her suck it again. I was about to cum. I cummed on her foot. I made her lick her foot after. Then I laid next to her in bed feeling good. Then we went back on her homework.
Stick with friends who saw you, when nobody else did. Stick with friends who you can call assholes, and know it's a code word for I love you. Stick with friends who look at your mistakes, and think it's fucking awesome. Stick with friends who don't give a fuck when you're crying, because they know you're stronger than that. Stick with friends who were true to you from the very start.
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