Reblog if you're single.
You seem to be fantastic without me.
Me: I'm gonna go to bed early tonight and get my sleeping schedule ready for school!
Internet: I don't think so faggot.
When people like/reblog the shit I post.
brianloves: omg. LOL
When the person you like, ends up liking your...
jayden-colina: I give up.
I try so hard not to laugh at serious times.
It feels so good when you give up on someone.
ohthatkevin: Knowing they wouldn’t be on your mind as much and you won’y expect anything with them.
I never really never wanted you to like me back, and you dont. i just liked you cuz you were you around me and no one else. we would text eachother every day of every minute before, and no its like one text in ten minutes. i cant say i want this to change cuz i know it wont. i told you i liked you and you told me you didnt like me like that, and said good night and that was that. i want to talk to...
That unexpected text
You know the one that makes your stomach drop because the person that sent it hasn’t talked to you in months and they once meant the world to you? Gets me every time.
I can never win this battle -__-
some person: slut
some person: prostitute
me: bitch fuck you
Pamela One Dance
calub: hoyitsjoyx: Pamela one, igalaw ang katawan Pamela two, ikembot ng ganito Pamela three, parang kinikiliti Pamela four, gagayahin ang F4 So relevant haha
Why cant there ever be someone there when i need...
I wish lyndon followed me ):
That awkward moment when two people start kissing...
normal-iss-boring: And you’re just sitting there like
When your crush asks you who YOUR crush is.
Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Girl: Do you have a BMW?
Girl: How much is your salary??
Boy: no salary..but.
Girl: no but.you have nothing,how can I marry you,just leave.
Boy: *talks to himself*..I have one villa,3 property lands,3 ferrari,2 porsche..why do i still need a BMW?!!how can i get a salary whem i'm actually the BOSS!
Girl: o.O! *forever alone*
k-entertainment: just4jans: connaytran: just4jans: hahaha i need to try! LEGGO. i was doing this in the back of the car yesterday haha dude that looks like a hella chill way to spend an afternoon LOL i wanna do that
I dont get how guys can wear jeans and like a...
When the person you like is texting and stops...
When your mom won't let you buy something from the...
shit gets to tumblr fast a hell
im like wasnt this just on tv ?
There's a reason why she's called "Lady GaGa"
philjayr: hoyitssteven: Cause Gaga in tagalog means idiot/dumb girl. Bet her loyal fans will unfollow me for this. ^ oohhhh
I love corny filipino jokes
cookies-n-casssie: thecrazyfilipino: how do you fight lumpia? you pancit! what is faster than pasta? sopas! why can’t you pour water through a fork? because it’s tubig to fit tinador! where is singapore located? between singathree and singafive are you a coconut? because i want to call you buko! why did the priest stop eating salt? because it was asin! how do you get a watermelon...